you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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