I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
