ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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