I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Of course I have a pirate flag
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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