question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We are all done wearing pants today
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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