i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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