how can u be prego again
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Also, beer. Big fan.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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