best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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