Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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