i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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