He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Randomize
