oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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