why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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