The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm at about main and main street
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Randomize
