it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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