just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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