mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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