stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
