just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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