Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
How naked do you want me to be?
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