Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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