Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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