Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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