I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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