is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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