I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
