You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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