But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
