you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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