false alarm. still invincible.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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