that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just want nice things and good sex
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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