She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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