My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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