That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Randomize
