Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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