it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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