actually, I'm a sock model
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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