she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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