Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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