I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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