Moan for me like Helen Keller
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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