so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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