Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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