2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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