i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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