OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
