i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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