He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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