if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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