Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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