Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think my nap took me to another dimension
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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